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26th October 2018

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terrible things my older male relatives habitually ate for breakfast because they got used to them in service to the armed forces of the United States

• burnt toast

* charred bacon

• dehydrated coffee, black

• sloppy eggs

• grapefruit

  1. alkatyn-castle said: ciggarettes
  2. anomalocariscanadensis said: take grapefruit off that list you fucking bastard it’s legitimately good
  3. drethelin reblogged this from kontextmaschine
  4. yeli-renrong said: i will defend grapefruit. it’s good, especially for a citrus - in that, unlike the orange, the grapefruit is fit for human consumption at all
  5. paleglanceaustereface reblogged this from kontextmaschine
  6. cyprinodont said: So thats why my father ate like a whole grapefruit every morning
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