checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had [skincare product] but suggested if that doesn’t work wrap the inner skin of [produce also in my cart] to my flesh and bandage it overnight for three nights
the world becomes more capitalpunk
you got “one weird tip”d IRL
The issue was common warts and produce was an orange and on reflection “citric acid, which through capillary action and osmosis is drawn towards the more permeable broken skin” is probably a reasonable substitute for the brush-on-liquid-that-dries-to-a-salicylic-acid-plaster product