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INT - SUNNY BUNGALOW REMODEL KITCHEN - DAY
RELATABLE MILLENNIAL (eye-rolling): Hart-Davis sent us this flyer, “Pet air ambulance! Call us if the worst happens!”
SFX: screeching tires, thump
RELATABLE MILLENNIAL: then the worst happened
EXT - ABOVE THE CITY - DAY
A half-bathtub-sized DRONE flies above picturesque leafy neighborhoods, its coloring clearly ambulance-themed but tinted green on the clamshell top
ANNOUNCER: When seconds count, new Skysaver ambulances can get pets to Hart-Davis emergency rooms up to [NUMBER SOURCED FROM FRIENDLY STUDIES] faster than street traffic
EXT - STREET - DAY
The drone descends, making a muted tone siren that signals urgency and comfort.
On landing the top pops open coffin-wise, there’s a video screen on the top interior
Relatable Millennial hurries over with the cat in a blanket
SERIOUS VETERINARIAN (in scrubs, on screen) …lengthwise. Now the short-muzzle-mask…
EXT - ABOVE THE CITY - DAY
The drone flies back with a greater sense of purpose somehow
ANNOUNCER: Skysaver joins the Hart-Davis network of [NUMBER] fully-equipped emergency rooms…
INT - HART-DAVIS EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY
Serious Vet looks at a monitor of the cat while another vet scrubs in behind him
ANNOUNCER: …staffed with leading veterinary specialists
SERIOUS VET: car strike, 11 pounds, get me a hemo test, 2 bags feline A and B
EXT - HART-LEWIS ROOF - DAY
the drone lands and anxious techs transfer the cat to a pet stretcher
QUICK SUBTLE A/V FADE OUT AND IN
INT - SUNNY KITCHEN - DAY
RELATABLE MILLENNIAL: they say he barely made it
THE CAT walks across the floor with a distinct limp, but still jumps up on the table next to RM to nuzzle
RELATABLE MILLENNIAL: I’ll take barely
They nuzzle
ANNOUNCER: Skysaver: just one of the ways Hart-Davis is [SLOGAN]
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