Dude, who even knows.

12th September 2018

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About me: am up roughly $500 and down roughly $470 on video poker since coming to Oregon because I pay attention to the odds on each game variant (1:1.7 at the most) and put in a pre-decided amount and cash out when I win

About Oregon: video poker Oregon Lottery is a good chunk of the state budget, and there’s a game called Vamps that runs on the older machines at like 1:4.00 and that’s how much the people who fund Oregon are invested in this 90s Hot Topic/Anne Rice sexy vampire thing

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(when I was a kid I wondered why the redhead girls who looked like that were so sexually and fightingly assertive AND lived so close to the highway, I realized the latter thing was cause their parents were divorced but both things were cuz Scots-Irish)

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