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31st March 2018

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checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had [skincare product] but suggested if that doesn’t work wrap the inner skin of [produce also in my cart] to my flesh and bandage it overnight for three nights

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  1. redshiftsinger reblogged this from prudencepaccard and added:
    I… have one annoying wart that bugs me and I’d like it gone, did the orange thing actually work? Or the salicylic acid...
  2. not-even-even said: except lemons and oranges are treated with chemicals and their skins are not edible, unless fancy organic guaranteed untreated
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  5. kontextmaschine reblogged this from prudencepaccard and added:
    The issue was common warts and produce was an orange and on reflection “citric acid, which through capillary action and...