Kontextmaschine

15th February 2017

Question with 6 notes

Anonymous asked: what's your sharpie number?

I’m not that into cleaning but I count taint with feces as requiring a lot of cleaning to ritually resolve back to purity, so I don’t really bother

Maybe if I had a water jet or something, I remember that was my earliest sexual context growing up, using a showerhead massager to fill up my butt, this was before I ever orgasmed (same showerhead) and it wasn’t leading to that, but it was a very satisfying fullness, and it helped that the other two pulse-jets could hit the base of my nuts where the dick-root is buried

somehow I glossed this in my head as having a too-big couch I needed to dispose of

(when I later had penis-in-vagina sex for a while I glossed it as a wooden sailing ship using a crane to offload netted crates of tea. DUDE WHO KNOWS)

This was an invitation to talk about butt stuff, right?