Or not. I mean, Hamlet was the protagonist, right?

Chuck Palahniuk’s writing style consists of ejaculating on the wall and seeing what sticks.

“Dracula” isn’t a real person, “Commissioner Gordon” isn’t a real person, but Gary Oldman DOES count for both.

“man does it suck to get nuked, people who nuke people are total assholes”

(And this is neither here nor there but all the interior decoration guys have frosted tips and a lilting, mincing patter, which, like, 1994 called and it wants its total fucking stereotypes back.)

When I was growing up you were supposed to laugh at the rubeish naivete of the 1950s “Our Friend the Atom” stuff, but now that I think of it we never got nuked but I’ve known a lot of people who’ve had radiation therapy or MRIs.

The main advantage of such a gap between election and inauguration is it’s too long to maintain a peasant army.

If you’re crazy and you know it, self-aware!
If you’re crazy and you know it, self-aware!
It’s chic to be insane, just go meta with your brain
If you’re crazy and you know it, self-aware!