Dude, who even knows.
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They: Borderline Personality Disorder is a Cluster B personality disorder characterized by dramatic and unpredictable shifts in self-image, emotions, and interpersonal relationships, with no apparent external cause.
Me: Uh, I’m sure I’m not the first to notice this, but that sounds an awful lot like a description of “women” as by Shakespeare. Or Roissy.
Me: So what’s the treatment?
They: You have a figure of intimate authority explain that their emotions are illogical and wrong.
Me: …are you fucking shitting me.
They: No, no, that’s trivial, the real problem is finding a figure they’re willing to submit to, that’s a total crapshoot.
Me: …
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