They: Borderline Personality Disorder is a Cluster B personality disorder characterized by dramatic and unpredictable shifts in self-image, emotions, and interpersonal relationships, with no apparent external cause.

Me: Uh, I’m sure I’m not the first to notice this, but that sounds an awful lot like a description of “women” as by Shakespeare. Or Roissy.

Me: So what’s the treatment?

They: You have a figure of intimate authority explain that their emotions are illogical and wrong.

Me: …are you fucking shitting me.

They: No, no, that’s trivial, the real problem is finding a figure they’re willing to submit to, that’s a total crapshoot.

Me: …