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21st March 2015

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New NYC 'Adult Preschool' Costs a Pretty Penny →

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inherentlygloomy:

Getting in touch with your inner child has never been so expensive.The Brooklyn-based Preschool Mastermind, as it’s called, is a preschool-type experience for adults. No, really. And according to its founder, there’s show-and-tell, arts-and-crafts such as finger paint, games (think musical…

*shoots up a preschool*

“Next week there’s a field trip. Then the last week of class is “parent day” when the students bring two adults of their choice to class. One woman is actually bringing her parents.”

“…when the students bring two adults of their choice to class.”

…

For a while I’d been thinking it would have been nice, after high school or college graduation, to get another year of kindergarden to color things with crayons and decompress.

I told this to an English man I met in a bar once and he was like “ah yes, we do that, we call it a gap year, except instead of crayons we have drugs and sex.”

And I was like “touché”.

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