Dude, who even knows.

1st July 2023

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Okay, uh, accidentally went down a creatine scoop a day early cause I guess I had “it’s gonna be 4” in my head measuring it out and missed the “…after this one”, but that works, I went from only weakly noticing it when it was time for a new one to “yeah I feel it in my limbs but it’s not going to make getting up that hard”

I was going to go down months ago but that day I got another echo that pushed it back up over one scoop, and before I’d fully worked that off another one that did it maybe half a scoop.

Which means that if my back-of-envelope calculations are correct and no more delays, I’ve had 40% of the total weight loss from when I first went down to 5 scoops already, which: believeable!

The significance of finally passing through the level I had been mentally modeling myself as last month was that I no longer registering myself as line, getting thinner in terms of that body I’ve always had

From here on, especially with all the muscle gain lately, I’ve just never had this body in my life, it’s like a second puberty.

Tagged: creatinekontextmaschine loses weightkontextmaschine gets built

1st July 2023

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adonischildsupportcase:

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1st July 2023

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norselyqueer:

kontextmaschine:

nyanoraptor:

“extremely marketable and only slightly scary horror game meant for ipad children to watch letsplays of” is a very unfortunate genre to watch the development of

Oh I remember when these were like physical rides at carnivals

I’m gonna need context from the context machine

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Tagged: same as it ever was

1st July 2023

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Huh, new degrees of thinness usually proceed forearms-upper arms-chest-upper stomach-lower stomach, but I just noticed one first in the chest.

But when I checked my arms I realize they’re no smaller in diameter but much firmer as the fat loss has been matched by testosterone-powered muscle gain.

This is just… dumb. This is, quite literally, adolescent fantasy fulfillment. I haven’t even had this fantasy in decades.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weightkontextmaschine gets built

1st July 2023

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Yeah, I guess at this point catching Covid is the most important thing that happened in my entire life.

Tagged: long covid

1st July 2023

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fruityyamenrunner:

It's more difficult to effectively curse a high profile public figure than you might like it to be as they exist more as a complex of swarming ideologies & invested dreams than as a regular person, and the pathway for the work can get lost or diverted within that complex maze.  — Anthony Nine (@spaceweather9) July 1, 2023ALT

1st July 2023

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bogleech:
“olderthannetfic:
“You will all be overjoyed to know that this was apparently a commercial pattern… in like 1993. If you can find the out of print booklet, this glorious specimen of fashion can be yours.
”
after all these years……..terror...

bogleech:

olderthannetfic:

You will all be overjoyed to know that this was apparently a commercial pattern… in like 1993. If you can find the out of print booklet, this glorious specimen of fashion can be yours.

after all these years……..terror fish lives

1st July 2023

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txttletale:

Due to the exciting successes of ‘weird horror’ and 'hopepunk’, we’re happy to announce a new slate of literary genres for release in Q3 2023. From now on you can expect to start seeing marketing TikToks and insufferable thinkpieces responding to marketing TikToks about:

  • Nicepunk
  • Eastern Orthodox Fantasy
  • Old Adult
  • Cosmic Horror But Without The Racist Parts
  • Yiffbong
  • Ahistorical Romance
  • Political Snoozer
  • Erotic Mystery
  • How Does This Have A Netflix Show It Just Came Out?
  • Mormon Realism
  • Dog Isekai
  • Shampoo Ad Novelization
  • Rock-hard SciFi
  • Smileglad
  • Nasty Fiction
  • Cosmic Horror But It’s Only The Racist Parts
  • 'The Scottish Genre’
  • Penis Books

Tagged: pulp fiction

1st July 2023

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manywinged:

manywinged:

“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.

1st July 2023

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dragonomatopoeia:

a-counter:

dragonomatopoeia:

when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet

i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared

on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade

You used the letter a 46 times!!

And 555 letters, so the letter a is about 8.29%

The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)

a-counter you are my best friend and greatest ally