Dude, who even knows.
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If she’s intentionally crafting these for teaser potential, and I wouldn’t remotely put that past her, they’re several layers of good.
(Like, you mentally autocomplete them on standard lines and that’s an interesting image, and then you’re like “but what would an Aella tweet starting like that be?” and then you wonder at the gimmickry in its own right and at how it fits into the whole deal…
…and all of these, if not reasons to in fact pay to subscribe to her gated feed are at least reasons to go away with a somewhat higher opinion or fondness towards her.)
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Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”
And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”
So “Him, it’s just fucking”
Which I think is even more hilarious
I’m just here for the combination of enthusiasm and Frenchness which is “INCROYAAAAABLE”
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Dude I am the youngest patron in this brunch restaurant by a good 20 years
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PLEASE for the love of god read this
The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.
The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…
this is like a clockwork orange but a girl
dude this is completely fantastic and that ghostwriter must have been having the time of her LIFE
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Yeah I would prefer being thinner yet but I would be fine with a girl I was currently trying to get with seeing me shirtless now. I would be fine with her touching me shirtless.
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So apparently in addition to – since the anxiety zeroing – no longer being able to miss things I’ve lost, I am also unable to pine for things I’ve never had, which means I can’t sit around feeling for the wife I never had.
This would inhibit my ability to ever execute that “They Killed Your Wife” reactionary campaign.
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The part of my life where I rode motorcycles is def. registering as that and not “my life, in which I have temporarily ceased riding motorcycles”
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As a 90s kid I continue to think it’s weird that the erection medication ads on TV frame “order it online without going to a doctor” as the norm
I remember Bob Dole.
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In like 2018, before the personality change, I had the sense it was time to withdraw into Karafuto for a while and re-emerge in the mid-late 2020s, still feeling pretty good on that.
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Young couple who moved in down the street gamboling around with their dog in what is clearly a dead wife flashback in the making
They have a fucking tandem bicycle
No it’s like she would be like
her: “saucy challenge premised on our eternal love!”
::runs away a bit down the street::
her: but with a further twist that references what’s clearly an in-joke!“
::scampers::
Real humans don’t actually do that.
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