Dude, who even knows.

22nd June 2023

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kontextmaschine:

notthateither:

funnytwittertweets:

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Americans making up the weird-ass fake name “Waldo” instead of using the real normal name “Wally” that the rest of the world uses is so strange

It’s German. The early population of America was heavily German – with no overseas colonies of their own, the German diaspora (starting before German unification, of course) spread through the Americas – the thing about Nazis expatriating to Argentina postwar was that was the most advanced Germanophone community outside the WWII combatants – but a serious ethnosuppressionist campaign around entry to WWI has obscured this ever since.

The US and South America had big expatriate populations from all the Axis countries – remember Japanese internment? Remember when Peru was led by a guy named “Fujimori”? – for the same reason they were all doing imperial expansion, which was that they had pulled themselves together as modern countries too late to claim colonies of their own and so they were experiencing huge population outflows as citizens sought opportunity elsewhere

Tagged: history

22nd June 2023

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also not manic today, just caffeinated. it’s funny, the anxiety zeroing actually really degrades any value of cocaine (or alcohol!) to me cause the anxiolytic effect is worthless, but by taking away any jitter or nervousness it simultaneously makes caffeine an excellent stimulant

22nd June 2023

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wdhmbt:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

caesarsaladinn:

darkmetaknightspussy:

darkmetaknightspussy:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

try driving through the historic part of Boston and you’ll see that this is true

New England was heavily forested, its major utility on behalf of Britain was producing wood (incl. large old-growth trees for unspliced masts) and sap-derived tar for sealing ships (also ashes for lye production!) it was essentially a EUIV Naval Supplies province.

Like, we chalk “Mongols knew how to tap and drink the blood of horses to sustain themselves in desolate terrain” up to Mongols just being a very horse-centric culture, have you ever thought about what it means that New Englanders make maple syrup by tapping and drinking the blood of trees in snowbound winter?

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northern tier tree flag solidarity

Oh, wait,

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, duh

Tagged: their home and native land

22nd June 2023

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wdhmbt:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

caesarsaladinn:

darkmetaknightspussy:

darkmetaknightspussy:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

try driving through the historic part of Boston and you’ll see that this is true

New England was heavily forested, its major utility on behalf of Britain was producing wood (incl. large old-growth trees for unspliced masts) and sap-derived tar for sealing ships (also ashes for lye production!) it was essentially a EUIV Naval Supplies province.

Like, we chalk “Mongols knew how to tap and drink the blood of horses to sustain themselves in desolate terrain” up to Mongols just being a very horse-centric culture, have you ever thought about what it means that New Englanders make maple syrup by tapping and drinking the blood of trees in snowbound winter?

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northern tier tree flag solidarity

Tagged: cascadia

22nd June 2023

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argumate:

galacticwiseguy:

argumate:

trying to read every Chinese sign on the street and still hit characters I’ve somehow never seen before, this time 汇 for foreign exchange

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foreign exchange (he is inhaling the money)

he is inflating

22nd June 2023

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Tagged: meat science

22nd June 2023

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kontextmaschine:

Also to anyone complaining about countries devoting resources to this sub, the US maintains deep sea capabilities for reasons of state, which includes deep sea rescue capabilities mostly relating to the SLBM leg of the nuclear triad, this was a free practice scenario and like, enrichment for those guys.

Like Air Force SERE and search & rescue, a lot of this isn’t really justified in terms of per-incident return on investment, but by affecting combatants’ senses of the lethality of defeat it changes their payoff matrices in ways that minimize principal-agent problems.

Same as the Great Ghost Dance or General Butt Naked convincing warriors they had magical protection from the enemy, or Japanese, Christian, or Islamic ideas of death at war as an honor bringing afterlife rewards (with chaplains embedded with armies to reinforce the sense of protection against ultimate annihilation), or even a lot of the function of battlefield medics in an explosive age (from a government perspective a multiple amputee soldier is just as much a total loss as a dead one, and costs for ongoing care besides) – shifting some margin of your forces’ energies from self-protection to mission success is huge

Tagged: moralesame as it ever was

22nd June 2023

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It’s actually pretty impressive that Ghost in the Shell (2017) and Alita: Battle Angel (2019) beat Bungie’s 2001 Oni for most outdated take on mid-90s anime by so far just a few years ahead of 90s retro kicking off for real.

Tagged: onighost in the shellbattle angel alita90s90s90s90s retro

22nd June 2023

Post reblogged from Kontextmaschine with 107,878 notes

kontextmaschine:

caesarsaladinn:

darkmetaknightspussy:

darkmetaknightspussy:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

try driving through the historic part of Boston and you’ll see that this is true

New England was heavily forested, its major utility on behalf of Britain was producing wood (incl. large old-growth trees for unspliced masts) and sap-derived tar for sealing ships (also ashes for lye production!) it was essentially a EUIV Naval Supplies province.

Like, we chalk “Mongols knew how to tap and drink the blood of horses to sustain themselves in desolate terrain” up to Mongols just being a very horse-centric culture, have you ever thought about what it means that New Englanders make maple syrup by tapping and drinking the blood of trees in snowbound winter?

Tagged: maple syrupsame as it ever was

22nd June 2023

Post reblogged from Baconmancer with 107,878 notes

caesarsaladinn:

darkmetaknightspussy:

darkmetaknightspussy:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

try driving through the historic part of Boston and you’ll see that this is true

New England was heavily forested, its major utility on behalf of Britain was producing wood (incl. large old-growth trees for unspliced masts) and sap-derived tar for sealing ships (also ashes for lye production!) it was essentially a EUIV Naval Supplies province.

Tagged: amhist